my brainz is jellybeans *headdesk* ne, i even can't things say straight! ... NGAAAAAHHHH!!!! *SPLODE!*
*at the funeral*
*on the grave it says*
Here lies Sasuke:
her last words were,
"What the fricking heck happened to my pencil?!"
she died by obsessive compulsive... brain ... twitches... i guess...


Anyways! (while im still alive)

even though my brain still feels like jello~ i found some interesting things...
why not look at them? they niiiiice

1. Life isn't worth living, unless its lived for someone else.
- Albert Einstein

2. Little Johnny... Finding Jesus

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

3. When a blind beetle crawls over the surface of a curved branch, it doesn't notice that the track it has covered is indeed curved. I was lucky enough to notice what the beetle didn't notice.
-Albert Einstein

4. My Elricest Fanfiction ^^ --> [link]
please comment! and enjoy (unless you're homophobic... in which case... *in a british accent* die, you nasty buggers! die, i say! i will drink your tea and then spit at you with it!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ while im still alive, message me please?

~~~~~~~~~~~~rAnd0m StufF~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"it may be a lowly trashcan, but by the gods it'll keep me warm TONIGHT!"
i am Rock Lee! ... only with thinner eyebrows... andi don't wear jumpsuits... i wear black... 'cause i am Sasuke (and Tobi)! Mwahahahaha

I yaoi (lately its been Junjou Romantica, and Horokeu/Ren from shaman king and SasuNaru from Naruto and Naruto Shippuuden... yum)