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CAKE!!!

Sat Jun 13, 2009, 10:55 AM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Afterlife by Avenged Sevenfold
  • Reading: Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
  • Watching: ... i have yet to finish KKM
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  • Eating: cake!
  • Drinking: lemonade!
omg there was soooo much cake yesterday cause its my sis' second birthday, and there were twenty people coming, and there was going to be a sleepover i was going to tonight, 'xcept its my dad's birthday today!
we might go see a movie!
:iconranranruuplz:
......... i think im still trying to get the sugar out of my system :iconchocoloveplz:
aaaaaaaaaaany ways!!!
its summer!!!!!!!!
omg its amazing soooooooooooooooooooooo much...
...
but i still have no idea what im going to be doing...
if anyone has suggestions, do tell!
:iconsweatdropplz:
im going to try to use dads comp to scan some work in... my new drawings are much different than compared to my older style, and i feel so bad, and i reaaaaaaaallly want to post some up.
and get this...
ive been on this site for at least one year and i STILL don't know how to use italics, underlining, and bold when i submit text into dA.
:iconlonelyplz:

and since i have really nothing planned, ive started on Twilight Princess for the wii .... for the seventeenth time....
im not bored of it so thats good...

next week is supposed to be full of practice for pit/drumline at my new school, so that gets to be at least somewhat interesting.

anyways!
random joke of the day!
Gravity-Defying Tequila

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"

The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."

good byes, mah peeps!
:mangapunksai::iconflowerdanceplz::icononiskiplz:

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People going splat is good!
:iconmiago52:
yep ^^

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